JOAN'S RETIREMENT SALE — THIRTY YEARS BY THE WATER

Thirty years ago, Aunty Joan opened a little clothes shop in an old boathouse in Port Fairy, with more nerve than money. Thanks to the women who have walked through those doors ever since, she's still here today.

Every piece has always been chosen the same way: not for how it looks on a hanger, but for how it fits, moves and feels on a real woman living a real life. She never sold anything that tried to make you look young, or anything that looked like a tent.

Now Joan is retiring. These are her last picks, and once they're gone, they won't be reordered.

Joan's Retirement Sale is here, with up to 70% off throughout the store, plus extra savings when you choose more than one piece:

Buy 2 pieces, get an extra 15% off
Buy 3 pieces, get an extra 20% off
Buy 4 or more, get an extra 25% off

Don't wait too long. The most popular sizes always go first. 🤍

Discounts are applied automatically at checkout.

With love,
Joan & Helen 🤍

23 products
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Marcella – Elegant Heeled Sandals
$283.15 $84.95 Save 70%
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Ankle Boots | Aveline with Buckle
$283.15 $84.95 Save 70%
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Aurelia - Comfortable vintage sandals for everyday comfort
$233.15 $69.95 Save 70%
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Ambra - Animal Print Heels
$299.80 $89.95 Save 70%
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Zita | Minimalist Open-Toe Sandals
$199.80 $59.95 Save 70%
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Ludovica - Animal Print Ballerinas with Straps
$316.50 $94.95 Save 70%
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Linda - Colour Block Sandals
$266.50 $79.95 Save 70%
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Giada - Pointed Court Shoes with Straps
$316.50 $94.95 Save 70%
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Bella - Elegant Orthopaedic Court Shoes
$283.15 $84.95 Save 70%
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Kyadae - Orthopaedic Shoes
$366.50 $109.95 Save 70%
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Mirella - Heels with Ring
$366.50 $109.95 Save 70%
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Maribel - Comfortable and Breathable Orthopedic Heels
$299.80 $89.95 Save 70%
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Christi - Mary Jane Orthopaedic Shoes
$366.50 $109.95 Save 70%
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Zorine - Orthopaedic Heeled Sandals
$299.80 $89.95 Save 70%
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Aurora – T-Bar Jewel Court Shoes
$399.80 $119.95 Save 70%
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Faelith - Modern Orthopaedic Heels
$299.80 $89.95 Save 70%
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Savana - Zebra Print Court Shoe with Purple Heel
$283.15 $84.95 Save 70%
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Elara | Elegant Pointed Ankle Boots with Slim Heel
$349.80 $104.95 Save 70%
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Neroa - Elegant Heels
$399.80 $119.95 Save 70%
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Natalia Voss Heels
$399.80 $119.95 Save 70%
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Valentina – Elegant Heels
$399.80 $119.95 Save 70%
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Adralinde - Comfortable and feminine sandals for summer
$283.15 $84.95 Save 70%
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Lisa™ Orthopaedic Block Heels
$266.50 $79.95 Save 70%

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Norma C. — Dubbo, NSW

i love how easy it is to style. You can... i love how easy it is to style. You can dress it up or keep it casual and it still looks put together. Really happy with the quality and how it feels.
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Priya Sharma — Parramatta, NSW

I was going to order one. Then I saw you... I was going to order one. Then I saw you get 15% off when you order two. So I ordered two. Then I saw the three-piece discount and went back and added a third. My husband said I was being impulsive. I said I was being efficient. All three arrived and all three fit. He’s stopped complaining.
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Frances D. — Launceston, TAS

My daughter encouraged me to treat myself after losing my... My daughter encouraged me to treat myself after losing my husband. Put this dress on and felt a bit more like myself again.
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Helen A. — Wollongong, NSW

I’ve had bad experiences ordering online, but my sneakers arrived... I’ve had bad experiences ordering online, but my sneakers arrived in about 10 days. I got an order confirmation and a shipping email too.
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Judith C. — Darwin, NT

I bought the same dress in two colours with the... I bought the same dress in two colours with the discount. Still a little pricey, but both are lovely. The stitching is neat and the colours match the photos.
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Evelyn R. — Wagga Wagga, NSW

i ordered the wrong size by mistake , went one... i ordered the wrong size by mistake , went one size too small. I emailed and heard back the same day with a clear answer. They walked me through exactly what to do. It was sorted without any drama. The replacement arrived and fit beautifully. I wouldn’t have ordered again without that experience.
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Robyn C. — Adelaide, SA

My arms are not what they were. I don’t like... My arms are not what they were. I don’t like drawing attention to them. I was nervous to order because the model in the photo is clearly decades younger than me. But the sleeves are long enough to cover what I want covered, and they don’t cling. Finally a brand that actually designs for women who live in these bodies.
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Gloria N. — Mackay, QLD

I was a bit hesitant after past hassles with returns.... I was a bit hesitant after past hassles with returns. They were lovely when I emailed about sizing, and the dress fits perfectly.
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Eleanor P. — Rockhampton, QLD

Bought this as a little treat for myself, no special... Bought this as a little treat for myself, no special occasion. Wore it to lunch with a friend and she said I looked lovely.
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Donna Tran — Cabramatta, NSW

The fabric feels amazing and the stitching is beautifully clean.... The fabric feels amazing and the stitching is beautifully clean. It’s got that refined look I’d been after. Definitely worth it.
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Carolyn B. — Bendigo, VIC

I wore this dress for our family photos and felt... I wore this dress for our family photos and felt really good in it. Two of my daughters in law asked where I got it.
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Margaret W. — Ballarat, VIC

I bought this for my son’s wedding. I usually avoid... I bought this for my son’s wedding. I usually avoid the camera, but I actually liked how I looked in the photos for once.
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Patricia H. — Sunshine Coast, QLD

This dress sits nicely over my tummy without making me... This dress sits nicely over my tummy without making me look pregnant. I wore it to my granddaughter’s concert and got three compliments.
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Shirley M. — Hervey Bay, QLD

I usually struggle with sizing, but this fits perfectly. The... I usually struggle with sizing, but this fits perfectly. The fabric feels lovely too.
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Anne L. — Toowoomba, QLD

I love being a grandmother, but I still want to... I love being a grandmother, but I still want to look stylish. This dress was a little pricey, but it’s elegant without being too formal.
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Joan F. — Townsville, QLD

I’m 64 and find most clothes either too young or... I’m 64 and find most clothes either too young or too frumpy. I’ve bought three pieces here now and they really suit my style.
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Virginia S. — Geelong, VIC

I wasn’t expecting much for the price, but these heels... I wasn’t expecting much for the price, but these heels look lovely and feel well made. Worth every cent.
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Not quite right? No worries. You have 30 days from delivery to let us know, and our team will sort it out for you.

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We offer a variety of secure payment options. Pay easily and enjoy a safe shopping experience.

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Our tip: lay a similar piece you already love flat and compare it with the measurements. In between sizes? We usually recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit. Still unsure? Email us at info@theboathousewardrobe.com or visit our contact page, and we’ll happily help you choose.

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